Tuesday, July 19, 2016

"God Speaks" Billboards in Arizona

Billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome... enjoy. 

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Tell the kids I love them.
-God 

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Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. 
-God 
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C'mon over and bring the kids. 
-God 

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What part of "Thou shalt not" didn't you understand? 
-God 

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We need to talk. 
-God 

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Keep using my name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer. 
-God 

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Loved the wedding; invite me to the marriage. 
-God 

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That "Love thy neighbor" thing... I meant it. 
-God 

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I love you and you and you and you and... 
-God 

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Will the road you're on get you to my place? 
-God 

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Follow me. 
-God 

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Big bang theory? You've got to be kidding. 
-God 

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My way is the High way. 
-God 

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Need directions? 
-God 

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You think it's hot here? 
-God 

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Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. 
-God 

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Do you have any idea where you're going? 
-God 

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Don't make me come down there. 

-God

(taken from an email I received several years ago; author unknown)

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