Thursday, February 18, 2016

Church Signs


  1. This is a ch __ __ ch. What is missing?
  2. Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin Robbins.
  3. Where will you be sitting in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?
  4. The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
  5. Can’t sleep? Try counting your blessings.
  6. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
  7. You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
  8. Come in for a faith lift.
  9. Aspire to inspire before you expire.
  10. Under same management for over 2,000 years.
  11. Try Jesus. If you don’t like him, the devil will always take you back.

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