Lagoon

I don't like Lagoon. It costs $37 to get into Lagoon (for only $26 more you can get into Disneyland). That's pretty expensive to pay to walk along unevenly paved, gum-covered asphalt; wait in lines for three hours to enjoy a 45-second ride; see a few sickly, lethargic zoo animals; look at a filthy, feather and bird-feces-infested pond; have disinterested teenage employees huffily operate rickety, old rides; and pay extra money for specialty rides. GIVE ME A BREAK.

Even if I had to pay triple to get in, Disneyland is still by far a better bargain than Lagoon. The dressed up characters, the fireworks, Main Street, the music, better and more rides, etc. kicks butt all over Lagoon.

Thirty-seven bucks to get into Lagoon?? You have GOT to be kidding me. Lagoon is lame. Don't waste your money. By the time you leave there, counting the cost of food, souvenirs, arcade games, etc. you haven't spent much less than a visit to Disneyland, where they know how to entertain.

Wake up, people! Don't go to Lagoon!

DON'T GO TO LAGOON!